Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Easter Spectacular

Yes Spring has sprung and some parts of the park may be closed temporarily due to unfortunate geological activity. Our experts assure us that this is a temporary situation, relatively speaking, but we have decided that the former Wildlife Center, Petting Zoo, Gift Shop, and Volcano Tour Center should be seperated and rebuilt in different parts of the the park.  On the plus side we are proud to offer exotic barbeque in our park restaraunt on a first come first serve basis. The park staff would like to personally offer our condolences to the parents of Scout Troop 351.While their camping trip may have been disturbed by the sudden volcanic eruption they will always have their memorial statue on the mountain where they disappeared.  ( at least until the next eruption )  

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