Typical Summer in Texas

Well Summer has come to visit the park here in Texas. Ski season is officially over ( both snow and water ). For those who booked passage on the World Famous Mount Krazneydang Cruise Line the passage may seem a bit slow but look at the additional twist we put in shuffle board. Yes the World Class Liner ROT
( that is Republic of Texas for the uninitiated ) Ten Peaches ( named after the meal served every Friday
night ) will leave the dock, in a manner of speaking, every week for a cruise of the area and local Hot Spots. There again to the uninitiated take the words Hot Spots literally.

Easter Spectacular

Yes Spring has sprung and some parts of the park may be closed temporarily due to unfortunate geological activity. Our experts assure us that this is a temporary situation, relatively speaking, but we have decided that the former Wildlife Center, Petting Zoo, Gift Shop, and Volcano Tour Center should be seperated and rebuilt in different parts of the the park.  On the plus side we are proud to offer exotic barbeque in our park restaraunt on a first come first serve basis. The park staff would like to personally offer our condolences to the parents of Scout Troop 351.While their camping trip may have been disturbed by the sudden volcanic eruption they will always have their memorial statue on the mountain where they disappeared.  ( at least until the next eruption )