Mt. Krazneydang Texas Recreational Park

For so many years this pristine wilderness park has been hidden away twenty miles south of Houston. Lost in the clouds and mist only an occasional glimpse was seen by airline passengers, generally after copious amounts of alcohol, as they flew into local airports. It's existence has always been denied in an effort to save this wilderness experience for those of true Texas birth. Now due to the loss of funding by our greatest contributor, the Enron Corporation, and the unreasonable denial of the Federal government to provide for it out of the stimulus package the Great Republic of Texas has been forced to open it up to the general public.

The World Famous Lifesaving /Cadaver Dogs

Protects and serves the citizens of Houston, Texas and the Mount Krazneydang National Park. Texas citizens have no fear of avalanches and frost bite with this warrior around. He rescues all from the blizzards of Houston. He leads in all winter sports. No other animals is known to lead in snow boarding, mountain climbing, and even ice fishing, were he retrieves fish from the bitter cold glacier lakes at Mt. Krazneydang. All of this and he is the leader of our famous lifesaving/Cadaver Dog team. We could not afford both so we combined it in one dog. Our Motto is, "We WILL find you one way or another / sooner or later".

Summers Day at Mt. Krazneydang

Mt. Krazneydang does offer warmer weather sports. Lakes fill as the mountain tops melt in the Houston area. One should be aware of this as the first warm day of spring can be awkward. You can enjoy a full day of fishing in clear cold mountain lakes. The bass are always biting so bring your pole. Unfortunately so are the pirahnna so please no wade fishing.

All systems go

Parking is never a problem at Mt. Krazney Dang

Checking Equipment

To those who would visit it is pointed out that the Mount Krazneydang Park Rangers are particularly well armed and frown on poachers and litterbugs equally. Also parking in their parking spaces is really not recommended.

Camp houses

Camp houses are limited here, but there are plenty of wide open spaces to go snow sledding. Why not try it in the summer months? It will not be as crowded!